concussion

hi.
just wanted to make an update ;)

i've got a concussion, tomorrow's new year's eve and i hope you get a lot of fun!

JeNS feat. Danowsky - it isn't wrong

Because We Can. Ep 5 - X-mas

Episode 5 - X-mas

So, it's this time of the year again... the wonderful time of joy and happiness... but look around you! not everybody are happy! See if you can find someone who's sad, and cheer him/her up!
Anyways, in this episode we really enjoy being out of office/school, by playing around on an office chair. And also trying to get that christmas feeling...
don't forget to say something nice to jesus too! after all, it's his birthday! i remember my last birthday when none said anything to me... i expected a few more than just one person (whom i haven't met since january) to say "happy birthday". actually i don't really care, it was just a thought... (a few more people congratulated me after my mom told them it was my birthday...)
anyways, if you read through all the way to this sentence you're either stupid, have a slow connection or just too much free-time. happy birthday!
and i hope you enjoy this episode, because there won't be another! (until next year or so...)
and if you wonder why i have written this video description with the length of a novel, i can tell you it's because i have a slow connection too, and it takes about 5 hours to upload this sh*t. so i might as well write a long video description. and get as many tags as possible without being irrelevant to the video... i could write an even longer description if i wanted to, but i think i waste enough time of your life by just letting you watch the video.

Have fun! and be yourself! if you're not that whiny type... then don't be yourself. be happy!

Because We Can. Ep 3 - DHW09 (Dreamhack special)

THEJOLTJOKER.COM

hello world!
now i've changed my domain name to www.thejoltjoker.com
the reason is that i can't reach the ftp server where thejoltjoker.info is hosted and i don't have the login details for the .info domain so i can't redirect it to another server.
but thejoltjoker.com will work just as fine and hopefully better! :D

hmm

i just noticed i haven't wrote anything here for a while.. and i'm not getting as many visitors, so i'm just updating.

goats are fun ^^

Because We Can. Ep 3 - DHW09 (Dreamhack special)

DHW09 - Interview with JullieHally | Re-KoJ Productions

Rymdreglage - Fruits

DreamHack Winter 2009 - dag 1 film - Insläpp, först in på DH, intervjuer

Dreamhack!

Dreamhack on thursday!!! i'm longing :D
it's gonna' be great!

Because We Can. Ep 2 - Blind

Second episode of because we can

tuesday

on tuesday the second episode of "Because We Can"(BWC) will be up!
be sure to check out www.re-koj.se so you don't miss it!

Because We Can. Ep 1 - Hair

because we can... what more can i say?

What's worse?

Hello.
What if, the swineflu is just a regular flu, with a big hype over it? then you might say: "what about the people who died of it?". Maybe they didn't die of the flu itself.. maybe someone killed them? on the hospital, they could kill anyone and just say that they died of the flu.. and if the government is behind it, it's even simpler! and think about it, why wouldn't the government try and kill us? they're talking about over-population and global warming all the time! it would just be good if a few hundred-thousand died? and maybe the vaccine is a poison to make us more vulnerable to something that will come in a month? or a year, or tomorrow... maybe it's just water? the media can tell us anything and we believe it without criticizing it. especielly if there's a so called "legit" doctor or other guy telling us that it is that way. one other thing to think about is that the more vaccine we get, the less resistant will our descendants be. and maybe that's the governments plan too? to make us weak and vulnerable so they can wipe us away from the earth and keep the strong ones (read: the rich).
Maybe it's better to not get the vaccine and have a hard time for a while? but then we might get killed, you say. yes, it's a risk, i know. i'm not saying it's better too, i'm just playing with the thought.

anyways, i'm vaccined. not because i wanted, because my mom forced me -.-' unfortunately i'm only 16 years old and can't decide such things myself... she threatened that she wouldn't let me go to dreamhack if i wasn't vaccined too, so i had no choice ;)

EDIT:
some additional information about the vaccine...

thejoltjoker

why. so. serious?

Going upside down in an elevator

this is just a sample of my new web series "Because We Can". It will basically be me and my friends doing random silly stuff... be sure to subscribe to "rekojproductions" on youtube so you don't miss it!

new hairstyle

hehe.. my new hairstyle :D

i need 280 usd!

hello.
please donate! i want to buy a new camera that i can bring anywhere so i can make more videos. but the problem is that i don't have any money!
so please donate! it don't have to be much, just a little.
the camera i want to buy is a kodak Zi8.

cleaning my room

today i cleaned my room. i found a rotten apple behind my wastepaper basket... and i think that if anyone who don't know me would've come in they would've thought i was some crazy professor that tried to create new animals because the dust was like animals!

i'm mad!

Today i'm pretty pissed of.. I shouldn't, 'cus i've had a great week. but now there's some stuff that really pisses me off -.-'

crazy toothbrush

My super insane toothbrush tried to kill me again... but today i managed to take a photo that i will give the police... I've figured out his motive too! he tries to kill everyone with too much freetime!

free lockerz invites!

if you want to join lockerz for free, just send me a message with your e-mail adress in the contact form. i promise i won't sell your e-mail adress to some spam company.

Changing time and getting thrown out of grocery store

today i felt like playing around a little in after effects. gotta' do some stuff to put in a future showreel to get a job...
i though i'd try some stuff i've wanted to try for a while. like some expressions and other stuff.
if you want to, you can see the whole process on bambuser.
don't forget to turn back(?) your clocks tonight!

also, me and my friends got thrown out of a grocery store today :P

free day

today i got a day off from school. i had a great day!
if you don't like to read worthless stuff, stop reading now...

first i went to the dentist who told me i have great teeth... after that i went to a friends school because he had a 3 hour break and i had nothing better to do than juggling. so we played around for a while until he had to go to his lesson.
after that i went out with my unicycle. it was great fun! so peaceful and quiet by the beach. just me, my unicycle and the sea.

that's my day... don't even know why i wrote it. probably 'cus i'm bored to tears atm and don't want to sleep. but i want to sleep...
i don't know :(

hello

hello world!
haven't really got anything to say.
cya

new video

might be my greatest video yet...

first run

hehe, my first run on my new unicycle was amazing! it felt a little weird in the beginning but i got used to it... NOT! look at this pic!



my foot slipped because i'm too used with the old shorter cranks so the pedal went up in my kneepit... here's a pic of my uni :D

new unicycle

today my new unicycle arrived!!! at last i can get outside again without dying of the sunlight.

update

oh hi.
haven't wrote anything here for days. but i have a good excuse! it was like this... *dream transition sound*
when i woke up the morning after i had wrote my latest entry, there came a giant pig-like person and carried me away... he brought me to a big house where we played backgammon for a few days.
but now i'm back.
and hopefully i will get my unicycle today so i don't have to spend another weekend without unicycling. and today i'm free from school, so i think i'll do something fun... maybe.

Dirty Bird's Last Flight

really good stuff :D

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click that image to sign up!

No uni

Today I ordered my new unicycle! :D
but unfortunately, the guy who will put the spokes and hub on the rim, is somewhere else. and won't come back until this weekend! so i won't get it until next week!!!
i can't describe how i feel deep inside me!
it's like
a superhero with no powers,
a puzzle with a missing piece,
a movie without anything happening,
a computer with no screen,
a spy without an objective,
a song without melody or rythm,
a door without a knob,
food without taste,
a desert without sand,
a question-mark without the dot,
dreamhack without computers,
the internet with no websites,
an octopus without tentacles,
an evil doctor without a mad face,
an airplane with no wings or engines,
an e-mail adress without the "@" symbol,
the binary numeral system with no "1",
a hospital with no doctors,
a torrent without any seeders,
an encyclopedia with no text,
minesweeper with no mines,
thermite without the extreme heat,
a shotgun with no shells,
an alien without a spaceship,
a vampire that can't suck human blood,
dvd's with no copyright protection,
the second world war with no hitler,
a skydiver with no parachute,
the 70's without stupid looking glasses and clothes,
a joke with no punchline,
the new testament without jesus,
the old testament without adam and eve,
the bible without god,
a monster truck with no wheels,
youtube with no videos,
google with no search results,
an internet community without any users,
wikipedia without any articles,
an eye without a pupil,
a cinema without a projector,
jolt cola without the caffeine,
spotify with no songs,
a village with no houses,
harry potter without his scar,
a game console with no games,
and so on...
just one more,

me without a unicycle!

:@

I'm starting to get kinda' frustrated now.

1. I can't connect to the ftp server, so i can't update the website except for this blog that runs in an iFrame...

2. The guy who has the login information for my domain name "www.thejoltjoker.info" has apparently been afk for some months. so i can't redirect the domain to another ftp...

3. I HAVE NO UNIYCLE :'(

New website.

I'm working on a new cool website but because i can't connect to my ftp i can't upload it :(

:S

the curve wich shows how many visitors i've got has gone really high these last days :P
why does it come so many more people to this site now? but don't stop it! i want visitors!
have a nice day :D

New T-shirt!

Check out my new awesome t-shirt!

Russia Got Talent Fail

epic fail!

broken unicycle

i broke my unicycle today. so now i have to buy a new one :D

insane scooter skills!

i'm really amazed by these kids!

vector art

My newest creation. what do you think?
because i haven't decided what i should do with all my images and stuff i've decided to put watermarks on them so nobody claims that they're theirs.

vector face

My latest creation.
I vectorized my face. it was the first time i vectorized anything and i'm pretty happy with the result.

easier to post videos

now it's a lot easier for me to post videos because i've resized the blog to fit with the size that youtube automatically use when you post directly from the video on youtube...
so i will probably post a lot more videos now :D

still no ftp access

hi.
i still can't log in on the ftp so please use the link below instead. because i've done some rather big changes to the site. so be sure to check it out at

http://thejoltjoker.awardspace.biz/

it's a worthless free host but it's just temporary...

After Effects 1 demo reel (1993)

I found this old Demo reel on adobe after effects 1.1
pretty good stuff there!

Dramatic kim

vector ant

Now i've started to make vector graphics. today i made this ant...
it's for the AntSausage intro. I've added a watermark to the image so no one can take the image and say that they've made it.
contact me if you want to use it :)

What do you think? write a comment!

Read below video.


This nice guy, Curryman Productions, contacted me today again. He reminded me that i had promised him a video intro. And he was very nice to me so even though i didn't have time, i made him an intro.
So be kind if you want to get your intro sooner!

ftp access denied

:(

i've added some stuff to the site but i can't connect to the ftp so i can upload it :'(
you'll just have to wait...

The Worlds Greatest Drug

testing

iPhone Stalker App! (Brilliant New App)

funny video.

testing to post videos directly from youtube...

slice me nice

schlips. i haven't wrote anything here since abe lincoln was shot or something. i'm not a very good blogger! maybe i should go to a special school or institution to learn how to blog better. i can't even write anything worth reading while i am blogging... puke...

btw

btw, i think i know the reason why i haven't updated for a while.. i'm playing pokemon red. it's a really great game!

new video intro

video intro i made for SwedishGamer96 on youtube.

update

just realised i haven't wrote anything here for a while.. today i totally failed! i was going to pedalgrab 7 pallets when i hit my cheek with my knee. it started to bleed and one tooth broke a little. i also fell with my on some pallets.
i want a new unicycle btw.

happy birthday!

Happy birthday to me i guess.. i've tried a little experiment to see how many of my friends who actually remember that it's my birthday today. one. only one, that i haven't talked to since january or something.. yep, so i'm going out to celebrate myself by unicycling.

my birthday

so, it's my birthday tomorrow... i haven't thought about it until now :P

and now i'm off to bed.

motion typography

It's seriously puking boring to watch tutorials all day long! today i fell asleep and when woke up i thought it was the next day.. anyways, check out this awesome motion typography!

aouch

Fell on a pallet yesterday and got a internal thigh hemorrhage ^^. it hurts puking bad so i haven't been out anything today.

charlie bartlett

just watched the movie "Charlie Bartlett". I thought it was really good actually. Definitely worth watching at least.

Plot:
Although cheerful, friendly, well-dressed, and authentic, Charlie Bartlett has problems: his father is gone, his mother is loopy and clueless, he's been expelled from private schools for victimless crimes, he's getting punched out daily at his new school, the local public high - and, he longs to be popular. He makes peace with his tormentor by going into business with him: listening to kids' problems and selling them prescription drugs. Charlie's attracted to Susan, the daughter of the school's laissez-faire principal. New security cameras on campus, a student's overdose, and Charlie's open world view get him in serious trouble. Can the physician heal himself and just be a kid? Written by {jhailey@hotmail.com}

going out to unicycle

new video intro

the new video intro:

update

time to write a new super awesome blog entry, about nothing. just time to update i think.

back

i got up on 5 pallets a lot of times today. only managed to stay on the unicycle three of them.
the new video intro is up:

still processing

yeesh, youtube is really slow today.. it's been like an hour or something since i uploaded my 15 second clip and it's still not processed :S hopefully it's processed when i get in again. now i'm going out to unicycle..

new video intro

the new video intro is now up on youtube. it's just gonna'a finish processing before i post it here.

rendering

i'm rendering the next now btw. it's nothing special. looks almost exactly like the others. wow, now i really just wanna go out and unicycle!

new video intro

forgot to post this when it was done..
I'm starting to feel that all my intros look the same... blood, a wall, some camera movement over a text.
got any ideas of what i should do in the next?

good morning

today i'm going to have my first media subject at the new school. i hope it will be fun.

wow..

i'm really amazed by the internet. in three days, my friend tomas' film: 8-bit trip has got more than 200k views. how can a video spread so puking fast? when he uploaded it he currently had like 20 subscribers or something and just about 2000 views in total on his other vids. totally insane!

73 cm highjump

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-mutPJGUuQ

73 cm again!

i jumped 73 cm again! and got it on tape! clip will be on youtube soon.

yep

just realised that i haven't wrote anything here today.. honestly i don't think anyone read this stuff but... who gives a puke. it's going really well for tomas film: 8-bit trip.. i wish i would make a movie that great :P

off to bed

now i'm going to sleep once again. i don't think any of you care... but i write it anyway..

8-bit trip.

just want all of you to check out my friend Tomas' new film.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI&feature=channel_page

going out to unicycle

??? :S :S

If you haven't noticed i've put some ads in the bottom of the blog. They're supposed to show some relevant ads so why the puke are there pictures of fat people advertising for some diet thing!?!? And next advertisements for russian brides to marry! I don't think anyone who visit this site would come back if they saw that!
...
But i need the money so i keep them ^^

?

now i came up with something to write!
it's very empty under the menu. so what should i put there?

on my laptop of course :P

gonna' play some games i think...

time to write

time to write something again. but i can't come up with anything so i think i skip it :P

laptop

i got a new laptop today.

new ad placement.

don't worry if you see some new stuff under the menu. i'm just testing if it looks bad to have some text ads there.

btw

comment on my posts for pukeness sake!

Good night.

Home from school.

now i'm home from school. today we just walked around for like 9001 hours! it's very hot outside too, so i think i wait until tonight before i start to unicycle :P
and i get my laptop from school tomorrow :D

good morning again..

Good morning. I'm going to repair my shinguards now. They're like full of holes and won't be able to use if i don't fix them.

Bed time.

So, it's time for bed again... I'll sleep like a dead cheeseball I think! First schoolday, unicycling, eating... I've already dreamed a few times about a new unicycle, so i wonder what i'll dream tonight when i've accomplished so much!

;)

Good news!

Today i managed to pedalgrab 6 pallets(88 cm)!!! If you don't know what a pedalgrab is, check this out!. And after I had pedalgrabbed it a few times, i thought: why not trying to jump up on 5 pallets(73 cm)! I tried a few times but suddenly i made that perfect jump and got up on the pallets! i was speechless. I only did it 2 times but i increased my high jump record with 9 cm in just 30 minutes!

School tomorrow...

So.. it's time for school again. After a long and nice summer break. It has been a great holiday with great weather and a lot of fun (mostly unicycling :P). It feels like the last weeks has gone really fast..

New menu.

Now I've fixed a new menu. Please report all bugs you may encounter.

New vid

I'm going to film a new film today. more info later :)

Remaking menu.

I'm currently working on a new menu. I hope it will work out better.

b4 bed.

I'll try and write something before i go off to bed once again. listening to english version of numa numa atm. it's pretty good actually. And i feel a lack of insane stunts atm too :/ tomorrow i'm seriously going to go out and do something crazy. i'll maybe film it so keep an eye on my site. it would be nice with a new unicycle too. my current is too heavy :( i think i'll buy one after my birthday if i can afford it :D
good night everyone. now i'm going to dream about unicycles :D

Photo session.

Just got in from my unicycling photo session wih Olle. I think we got some nice pics. I'll maybe edit them tonight or some other day :P

...

I just noticed I haven't wrote multiple times today like I said this morning. :P.
But now i'm writing at least. i'm soon going out to unicycle <3 And I just finished Re-KoJ Productions website that has been worked on for the last years :P the last year my cousin and friend koffe/xevyyr has been "working" on it. But he's taking far too long time and i'm in the website-creating mood this week so i thought, "why not?". So now i'll just have to wait for koffe to point the domain name to the right server and, voila!
http://www.re-koj.se

Cya later!

good morning

Good morning everyone. I thnk this is turning more and more into a microblog, because i write stuff like multiple times a day :P

About blogging.

It feels kinda' weird to blog i think. knowing that some people is laughing behind your back because they think you're silly and some people actually reading and taking interest in what i write. I don't blogging is my thing really, but i'll keep it up and probably get used to it sooner or later...
And on wednesday it's time for school again.

Unicycling friend

Today a unicycling friend of mine went here. we had a lot of fun.

good morning.

good morning everybody. today a guy from skara is coming to unicycle with me. it's going to be a lot of fun :)

BTW

btw, if some of you don't like my new design, learn to live with it. because i like it :D

end of day.

good night everybody. i'm off to bed now.
it feels like i've accomplished something today by making an all new site :D

New website design

New website design again. this time i will update the blog and site more often.

Blog

Now i have a working blog!