No uni

Today I ordered my new unicycle! :D
but unfortunately, the guy who will put the spokes and hub on the rim, is somewhere else. and won't come back until this weekend! so i won't get it until next week!!!
i can't describe how i feel deep inside me!
it's like
a superhero with no powers,
a puzzle with a missing piece,
a movie without anything happening,
a computer with no screen,
a spy without an objective,
a song without melody or rythm,
a door without a knob,
food without taste,
a desert without sand,
a question-mark without the dot,
dreamhack without computers,
the internet with no websites,
an octopus without tentacles,
an evil doctor without a mad face,
an airplane with no wings or engines,
an e-mail adress without the "@" symbol,
the binary numeral system with no "1",
a hospital with no doctors,
a torrent without any seeders,
an encyclopedia with no text,
minesweeper with no mines,
thermite without the extreme heat,
a shotgun with no shells,
an alien without a spaceship,
a vampire that can't suck human blood,
dvd's with no copyright protection,
the second world war with no hitler,
a skydiver with no parachute,
the 70's without stupid looking glasses and clothes,
a joke with no punchline,
the new testament without jesus,
the old testament without adam and eve,
the bible without god,
a monster truck with no wheels,
youtube with no videos,
google with no search results,
an internet community without any users,
wikipedia without any articles,
an eye without a pupil,
a cinema without a projector,
jolt cola without the caffeine,
spotify with no songs,
a village with no houses,
harry potter without his scar,
a game console with no games,
and so on...
just one more,

me without a unicycle!

:@

I'm starting to get kinda' frustrated now.

1. I can't connect to the ftp server, so i can't update the website except for this blog that runs in an iFrame...

2. The guy who has the login information for my domain name "www.thejoltjoker.info" has apparently been afk for some months. so i can't redirect the domain to another ftp...

3. I HAVE NO UNIYCLE :'(

New website.

I'm working on a new cool website but because i can't connect to my ftp i can't upload it :(

:S

the curve wich shows how many visitors i've got has gone really high these last days :P
why does it come so many more people to this site now? but don't stop it! i want visitors!
have a nice day :D

New T-shirt!

Check out my new awesome t-shirt!

Russia Got Talent Fail

epic fail!

broken unicycle

i broke my unicycle today. so now i have to buy a new one :D

insane scooter skills!

i'm really amazed by these kids!

vector art

My newest creation. what do you think?
because i haven't decided what i should do with all my images and stuff i've decided to put watermarks on them so nobody claims that they're theirs.

vector face

My latest creation.
I vectorized my face. it was the first time i vectorized anything and i'm pretty happy with the result.

easier to post videos

now it's a lot easier for me to post videos because i've resized the blog to fit with the size that youtube automatically use when you post directly from the video on youtube...
so i will probably post a lot more videos now :D

still no ftp access

hi.
i still can't log in on the ftp so please use the link below instead. because i've done some rather big changes to the site. so be sure to check it out at

http://thejoltjoker.awardspace.biz/

it's a worthless free host but it's just temporary...

After Effects 1 demo reel (1993)

I found this old Demo reel on adobe after effects 1.1
pretty good stuff there!

Dramatic kim

vector ant

Now i've started to make vector graphics. today i made this ant...
it's for the AntSausage intro. I've added a watermark to the image so no one can take the image and say that they've made it.
contact me if you want to use it :)

What do you think? write a comment!

Read below video.


This nice guy, Curryman Productions, contacted me today again. He reminded me that i had promised him a video intro. And he was very nice to me so even though i didn't have time, i made him an intro.
So be kind if you want to get your intro sooner!

ftp access denied

:(

i've added some stuff to the site but i can't connect to the ftp so i can upload it :'(
you'll just have to wait...

The Worlds Greatest Drug

testing

iPhone Stalker App! (Brilliant New App)

funny video.

testing to post videos directly from youtube...

slice me nice

schlips. i haven't wrote anything here since abe lincoln was shot or something. i'm not a very good blogger! maybe i should go to a special school or institution to learn how to blog better. i can't even write anything worth reading while i am blogging... puke...

btw

btw, i think i know the reason why i haven't updated for a while.. i'm playing pokemon red. it's a really great game!

new video intro

video intro i made for SwedishGamer96 on youtube.

update

just realised i haven't wrote anything here for a while.. today i totally failed! i was going to pedalgrab 7 pallets when i hit my cheek with my knee. it started to bleed and one tooth broke a little. i also fell with my on some pallets.
i want a new unicycle btw.

happy birthday!

Happy birthday to me i guess.. i've tried a little experiment to see how many of my friends who actually remember that it's my birthday today. one. only one, that i haven't talked to since january or something.. yep, so i'm going out to celebrate myself by unicycling.

my birthday

so, it's my birthday tomorrow... i haven't thought about it until now :P