Rysk

Har börjat försöka lära mej ryska av nån konstig anledning.. det kan ju iofs vara bra att kunna ifall de skulle få för sig att återskapa sovjet och försöka ta över sverige och förslava alla svenska. i sådana fall så kan man låtsas att man är ryss om man kan ryska. och det är alltid skoj att lära sig ett nytt språk!

har beställt ny mobil nu också. har dock inte någons nummer och ingen har mitt, så egentligen klarar jag mej rätt bra utan... men det kan väl vara skoj att ha ibland i guess.


är fascinerad av denna låten ^^

пока

creative!

Fick världens kreativshock nyss... blev jättetaggad på ett projekt som jag bara har funderat på ett tag. ska försöka komma igång med det så fort som möjligt. har kommit igång på en annan grej som jag borde börjat på för mycket länge sen, så det känns bra

såg min första tutorial för Cinema 4D förut och det verkar mycket lättare med 3d-animering än vad jag trodde! så vänta bara, om ett år jobbar jag på pixar

jag ska beställa ny telefon imorgon också, så snart är jag i kontakt med omvärlden igen. har vart rätt gött utan faktiskt.. skönt att veta att man klarar sig utan sån skit.



(ganska grymt med emoticons va? bifogade en chill låt också)

Cirque du freak

Såg precis "Cirque Du freak: The vampires assistant". Det kändes som att titta på Harry Potter.. så se den om du gillar harry potter. jag tyckte inte om den så där överdrivet mycket. jag är inte så mycket för vampyrer heller.

enhjuling

jag längtar efter att kunna köra enhjuling igen.. ska nog ta ut och köra några drops ner i snödrivor sen, vore sköj ^^ får se om jag filmar det eller inte. bilden är från förra året, nu är det typ 50 cm djupt på det stället...

firefox tips

upptäckte en grym grej i firefox nyss. om du t ex precis har startat upp datorn efter en BSOD och hade massa flikar med bra grejer öppna innan bsod'en, så kommer det troligtvis upp en sida där du kan välja om du vill återställa flikarna från föregående session.

om du då har en dum kompis som inte kan tänka, så kanske den trycker på "starta ny session" istället för att återställa. självklart får man instant nerdrage och brister i gråt, för att sedan försöka hejda sig från att döda sin kompis. som tur är kan man bara skriva in "about:sessionrestore" i adressfältet och klicka "enter" så kommer den skiten där man kan återställa flikarna upp.

ditt liv är räddat! tacka gärna, för jag upptäckte det själv ^^

för mej är det iaf oerhört hjälpsamt för jag får bsod minst en gång i veckan...

google goggles

ganska grym grej. ggg. nya akronymen!

het frisyr...

gjorde den för att jag har så obotligt tråkigt. är inte helt nöjd tbh..

the hurt locker

Såg precis "The hurt locker". rätt bra film faktiskt. konstigt att jag inte har sett den tidigare...

Hur man gör en pizza

laddade upp den här bara för att jag längtar så efter sommaren! jag har så stört tråkigt för det är bara kallt att vara ute nu. man kan inte ens göra snögubbar ju :( och min mus dubbelklickar hela tiden, skitjobbigt!

jag började skriva detta inlägget på engelska btw xD

vill ha sommar...

hehe, hade aldrig bränt mig innan den videon ^^

bajs

rackarns... måste snart köpa ny hårddisk. har bara 270 gb ledigt nu. och vi vet väl alla hur snabbt det tar slut...

google

antingen har jag blivit obotligt populär eller så har google blivit mycket smartare...

@thekimphoe

gamla minnen ^^ (från i höstas...)

kan ju tilläggas att jag landade på huvudet, för er som inte vet.

now in swedish

i'm gonna' start blogging in swedish instead, since most of my visitors are from sweden and might feel uncomfortable to read english because they might think i'm some crazy loonetic who doesn't even speak the language of the country i live in and can't put periods in my sentences so he write very long sentences instead. and the other reason is so that my friend kimphoe can read my blog entries aloud in our classroom...

there is a translate thingie in the sidebar btw

photo

tomorrow i'm gonna go out and take some great photos with the macro lens. since it's too dark to get any good pics inside. if i have some energy left after that (wich i'll probaby have) i'm gonna make another dof-adapter test.

this time i'm gonna see how far away the lens has to be from the focus screen. and when i know that, i can see which extension tube i should buy. and when i've bought an extension tube, i'll just need some uv-filters and some other stuff. and then i'll build my dof-adapter! and then i can make some really great films, if i get my lazy ass out of this chair and do it!

i. am. bored.

i am so puking bored right now! and because of the stupid snow i can't go to my sister in skåne. so i got absolutely nothing to do, and i'm too tired to be creative :(

or atleast now i am...

stäjding mai room

omg, blood!

I was so puking bored before. so i decided to make some fake blood. guess what i looked at to get the right color...




and then i was going to clean my ear, but i missed! and since i'm so strong i almost killed myself! what a coincidence that i hurt myself just when i'm finished with my fake blood...

photos

snow

today it's snowing worse than ever! so i went out to take some photos. didn't get any good though... but it was fun! the snow was deeper than a bottomless hole. i should clean my room, but i just get side-tracked all the time...


(the autofocus went crazy and stopped working...)




i also found my dad's old nikon lenses. these photos were shot with his macro lens. i love it! wich make me want an slr-camera even more!!!

old photos

looking through my photo folder of 56 gb... trying to find something interesting to play with. 21,8 gb (38%) of the photos are from 2009. i wonder why i haven't photographed that much the years before... and now i don't have a camera that working. but hopefully i will get a camera before the summer so i can get more than 21,8 gb photos this year ^^

swedish internet traffic

just saw this pic on torrentfreak...



it's kinda' fun to see how the traffic is reduced by 30% the day IPRED was brought into action :P but now we're back in business :D

i love chocolate.. i mean, who doesn't!

add me to msn messenger

if you aren't blind you have probably noticed a new thing on my website. it's a link for adding me to msn messenger. it's a perfect way to get in contact with me if you use msn messenger. i'm not online all the time though. but a little is better then nothing? so feel free to press it and add me.

Because We Can. Ep 11 - Norway

TEXGcrew - Bängen

swedish...

så underbart skön låt ^^ riktigt omogen dock :P

pics on me

swedish...

lite bilder på mig in action så att säga. kolla i albumet "matlagning" under "bilder" fliken på http://momeni.se så får ni se mig professionell i allra högsta grad!

techno!

yo!
i was at another local second hand store today.. i found a lot of interesting stuff there as you can see on the photos below... but the best thing (except for the awesome techno synth) is probably the awesome casette radio i bought. it has sucky speakers, the casette player doesn't work and the battery compartment is rusty. but it has aux in (so i can plug in a mp3 player for example) and it looks totally awesome!!! i've been looking for a radio like this for a long while now, and now i found it :D
second hand is the shit!



and btw, i broke my broken tooth too...

i'm active again

today i bought skis, a new hat, a book, a mic and the best of tom green show volume 1 on VHS. i don't have a VHS player though... i love second hand. (it all just cost about 12$)

JeNS - oldschool 3D

my latest song is now up on youtube for those of you who like it that way.

it's inspired by munkiki castles wich is a pretty cool game for nokia 3410. i just loved the intro tune so i thought that i would sample it and remix. and so i did!

dagens historia

this blog post will be in swedish...

tjoflöjt allihopa.
eftersom att jag är en sådan löjligt underlig prick så har jag spelat in en underligt löjlig historia med bananer som blir tomater...

stilla ditt sinne, lyssna och njut. om du har dålig humor..

att tillägga är också att det går att ladda ner historien i superhög kvalle om du skulle få för dej att remixa den eller något sådant..

new song

this is what i made instead of writing about nuclear power wich i should've done but get caught in my own psychedelic world (again...)

JeNS - oldschool 3D by thejoltjoker

don't forget that it's free to download and share!

Johnossi - There's A Lot Of Things To Do Before You Die

a most delightful song...

flstudio mousepath

my mousepath of 30 min in flstudio...

stuff

now my phone's display doesn't work at all.. so no more text messaging either. i'm starting to get socially disconnected in every kind of way, maybe i'll get kidnapped with no access to the outer world whatsoever...



found this old image of my legs too xD it's not really that old, 4 nov 2009. i miss unicycling... there's still too much snow to do it. but as soon as the snow is gone my legs are gonna look raped again ;)

new website, again..

hello again.

now i've uploaded my new website. i will hopefully and probabaly, stay with this design for a while, since it's the simplest solution i can think of.
reasons why this is better than my previous website(s):
- i only have to edit one page on my server.
- i upload my stuff to other servers so i don't drain my hostings traffic.
- i just link to pages i'm more active on, so it will be updated more often.
- it's as simple as it can get..


and hopefully i will get a new cellphone soon, since my current one's screen always freeze and the buttons are slower than watching a pie marathon. and the inbox gets full after 20 messages...

soon summer!

hello everybody. (the 7 readers of this blog...)



i want it to become summer now! i want to unicycle again. i was at my unicycling spot today and took some photos, but i had to go because i wanted to unicycle so much. i should pee on all the snow so it melts...
i have also worked on my website today. i will upload it probably tonight or tomorrow.. i'm pretty pleased with it this time. it's very simple for me to update so now i don't have an excuse for not updating it... except that i'm lazy. it basically just links to my accounts on other websites so it's not very complicated. i will probably post all new stuff here on my blog aswell though.

and i posted an image of my nose too in this blog post, if you didn't notice.

Because We Can. Ep 10 - Radio

Episode 10 - Radio.

since most of you thought that the last episode was lame, we thought that it would be fun to make an even lamer episode! so this week we have tried as hard as possible to bore you...
if you do enjoy this after all, i'm pretty sure there's something wrong with your brain and that you should look it up. don't do it at home, go to a professional doctor or else you will probably just make it worse and start to like stuff like basshunter...
so with that in mind, i hope you will reconsider liking this video.

tell us in the comment wich knight was the coolest!

pulka gone wrong

today it is exactly one month since i split my nose! it still hurts when you touch it, even though i can't feel the touch on my skin... and the scar looks pretty awesome now as well.

second bsod...

yes! i just got my second bluescreen of death, for today! i get it all the time, i think it's time to format the computer... stupid windows...

sneezing

today i sneezed for the first time since i split my nose!!! :O

bla bla bla

hello!

today i've been filming a cooking program ^^ it was fun! i liked to be a part of a more serious project for once..
and my stepring and uv-filter for my videocamera came today! so now i can use my wide- and tele-lens on my camera! pic below..

(my zoom h4n wanted to be with too...)

and i have borrowed a slr-camera from school so i can take some photos too :D

talk to me

hi.
if you are one of those lucky to have me on you messenger contact list, you probably haven't seen me online for a while. that's because my messenger account have bugged up so i can't login and use it anymore.
if you want to contact me; here's a little how-to.

• PM or mention me on twitter (twitter.com/thejoltjoker)
• send me a PM on youtube (youtube.com/rekojproductions, youtube.com/thejoltjoker)
• send me an e-mail. (jolt_jokern at hotmail.com)
• text message me (if you have my number)

have fun!

Because We Can. Ep 9 - Cool

Episode 9 - Cool

in this superlame episode of because we can, we try the cool lifestyle yo. (count all the yo's if you can)

JeNS - Because We Can

because i love myself so ridiculously much ^^

Ataque de Pánico! (Panic Attack!) 2009

a helmet!

today i was at the best local second hand shop. and guess what i found! a helmet! a perfectly fine mc-helmet. so now i can do anything without tearing my nose in half or getting concussions! :D

some pics of me in it:

Because We Can. Ep 8 - Dive

Episode 8 - Dive

arn and jens continue their epic journey towards nowhere. in this episode you will see an awesome update of thejoltjoker's nose; wich was split in the last episode.
you will also meet mr chicken. who's unfortunate enough to be blind, and grilled. luckily enough, lifesaver arn is there to save him from a cold, wet destiny...

Click here to see the sledging fail: http://bit.ly/sledgingfail

portfolio update

just a little update on my portfolio project ^^

now i've added some stuff to the portfolio! please comment and give me feedback!
link to the portfolio: http://portfolio.thejoltjoker.com

portfolio page

Hi everybody!
since i've made such a bad website that takes years to update, i don't update it a lot... wich means that i have tons of work just lying around on my computer for none to see. so i decided to create a wordpress page that i easily can update with work i do. so check it out! i'll try to upload all my stuff in the next few days, but i'm a busy man so we'll see about that... but i'll try to upload my new material at least!
Portfolio
(http://portfolio.thejoltjoker.com)

3d-animation

finally i have decided to learn 3d-animation! for real!
i'm going to learn cinema 4d. if you got any tips feel free to contact me!
tutorials next...

votd(video of the day): REVOLUCIAN'S PANTS ON THE GROUND *REMIX*

haha, revolucian does it again ^^

and views...

also got a few views too ^^ (and this wasn't on the account with the video they linked :P)
i will post an image of the analytics of the video they linked later tonight ;)

visits

haha, look how many visits i got yesterday ^^

i think it was because of existenz.se actually :P
so thanks to them!

existenz.se

so.. now i've been up on existenz.se too. (one of the biggest link collections in sweden).
personally i don't like existenz.. don't ask me why, i have never liked it.
but i can't do anything else but thank them for the +20k views on my video :P

check out the video here: http://bit.ly/sledgingfail

Because We Can. Ep 7 - Jump

Episode 7 - Jump

How thejoltjoker got his concussion and split his nose.
enjoy!

EXTRA VIDEO! with more footage from the nose fail and the operation of it: http://bit.ly/sledgingfail

!!!THIS VIDEO IS NOT INTENDED TO SHOCK OR DISGUST ANYONE. DON'T WATCH IF YOU'RE SENSITIVE!!!

bwc ep 7 limited access url

limited access url for bwc episode 7 (in wich i both get a concussion and split my nose...)
http://bit.ly/bwc7private

Vid of the day: Upgrading graphics - So easy, a monkey can do it! ATI Radeon/AMD

i think i should start posting funny videos that i come across on the internet..

monday

i'm longing for monday. because on monday they will remove my stitches :D now my nose is itchy and stuff but i guess that's because it's healing.. i have filmed my nose every night (except for the first two or three) so i can upload a video of the healing process :D so stay tuned :P

Knorkator - "Buchstabe"

my friend flyingpickles sent me this video the other day xD

my nose fail

the video with my fail

plastic sled fail

so..
i was out in the snow with a plastic sled. but in the slope where i went there was a bush in the way.. so BAM, straight through it and out on the other side with a bloody face. 8 stitches in the nose...
you can see it all here --> http://slosurf.nu/pulkafail.aspx

Because We Can. Ep 6 - Snow

playing around in the snow

Night of the cow-eating hippos!

I made this just because i have a concussion and have to rest...

man, i hate to rest!

Concussion

just wanted to give you a hint of why i have a concussion.
We built a little bump out of snow on a hill. when i took my plastic sledge and went on it, i landed on my head...